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She Bangs....

I was chatting online with R last evening. In course of our random chatting about the world and it’s doing, we came up with this brilliant theory demystifying maya-kinky maya.

Post the theory,

We complained about M and how he refused to let us make a babaji out of him and has deprived us of all the millions we could have accumulated over the years.  Why M? Because people would not believed me or R even if we tried. M is this sincere, good guy everybody likes.

Our conversation started with…..

R: …. next level to make money,  i will go from tailor to pimp……..

S: It’s all maya……

R: Who is maya? Have not met her? Don’t remember banging her.

S: It is her banging you, not the other way round.

Our Theory: As a matter of fact, Maya is banging the whole world… She does not discriminate. She welcomes all and sundry.. class, creed, sex, race, gender, no preferences of any kind. She maybe a bit biased. She bangs some harder and some lesser.. but she does not spare any. We all chase her, want more and more of her to the point of obsession. And are jealous when someone else has her more than we do. And she is quick, she changes forms, colors, shapes, thoughts, everything. It’s all one big ORGY! for her and she is having a blast at it.

As Ricky Martin puts it …

“….Talk to me

Tell me your name
You blow me off like it’s all the same
You lit a fuse and now I’m ticking away
Like a bomb
Yeah, Baby

Talk to me
Tell me your sign
You’re switching sides like a Gemini
You’re playing games and now you’re hittin’ my
heart
Like a drum
Yeah, Baby

Well if Lady Luck gets on my side
We’re gonna rock this town alive
I’ll let her rough me up
Till she knocks me out
She walks like she talks,
And she talks like she walks

And she bangs, she bangs
Oh baby
When she moves, she moves
I go crazy
‘Cause she looks like a flower but she stings
like a bee
Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs……..”

M, are u listening? Such enlightenment to provide the world and u sit on the sidelines doing nothing about it. Where is ur sense of duty?

-Quay.